people offering me 5000 nps for an item worth 4 times that much
that better come with a neoblowjob too or we got a problem here bucko
W O W this happened within 10 minutes of starting playing again
These sell for like 400,000 NP, I only had 350, OKAY I guess I don’t have to start as a poor fucker after all…
I have been playing for a DECADE and the only random events worth anything that I’ve gotten were nerkmids, and the last time that happened was in 2003.
Wow FUCK… I’m lucky. 8^8
Now watch me never get another random event ever.